Now with Vive Support! A cryptic, brain-racking, button-pushing non-linear puzzle game.
Recent Reviews:
Mixed (13) - 69% of the 13 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive.
All Reviews:
Very Positive (1,029) - 84% of the 1,029 user reviews for this game are positive.
Release Date:
Dec 7, 2016
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“If you’re looking for a puzzle game that will make you both laugh and jump, I can easily recommend Please, Don’t Touch Anything, even if you’ve played the original.”
9/10 – Destructoid

About This Game



Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing puzzle game.

Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious console with a green screen monitor showing a pixelated live image of an unknown city. Also present is an ominous red button with the simple instruction to not touch anything!

Push the red button once or press it many times. Your choices and actions will lead to outrageous consequences and over 30 unique puzzle endings.

Scavenge the room for clues, tools, and buttons to solve riddles and trigger explosive events. This deceptively simple console has many mind-blowing surprises for you.

This updated version of the classic game features all new high-quality visuals, new mechanics, updated classic endings with new solutions, and a slew of new endings.

Go ahead, press the button. You know you want to.

System Requirements

Windows
macOS
    Minimum:
    • OS *: Windows Vista
    • Processor: Core 2 Duo
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM3 512MB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    • VR Support: SteamVR. Room Scale 2m by 1.5m area required
    Recommended:
    • OS *: Windows 7
    • Processor: Core i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM4 1GB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
* Starting January 1st, 2024, the Steam Client will only support Windows 10 and later versions.
    Minimum:
    • OS: Snow Leopard
    • Processor: Dual Core Intel
    • Memory: 3 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM3 512 MB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
    Recommended:
    • OS: Mountain Lion
    • Processor: Core i3
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: SM4 1GB VRAM
    • Storage: 500 MB available space
* Starting February 15, 2024, the Steam Client will no longer support 32-bit games or macOS 10.14 or lower.

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